Okay. So this has got to stop. I love Lost. I watch it religiously. But everyone once in a while (read: everytime I happen to mention the word “LOST”), I get people who think they are oh-so-smart (read: every person on the planet that doesn’t watch Lost.) making the following comments:

“Durrrr, are they still on that island?”

Hey, newsflash? The show is called Lost. No, of course they’re not on the island. Cuh-learly the whole show takes place in a crawling metropolis in the heart of the US of A. The person will then follow up my spiteful response with a question regarding why they have been on the island for 5 seasons. While it may not seem like it to casual observers who have seen maybe 1 minute of the pilot, this show has not just one, but several intertwining plots. The island is as much a character in the show as the actual characters, and until you actually watch Lost, I don’t think you’ll ever truly understand. And the characters… Oh the characters. There’s the loveable ones, like Charlie and Hurley (I remember almost crying in one of the season finales for Charlie), there are the ones you just detest, like Ben or the Others, and the ones you just can’t let go, like Faraday or even Boone. And even the characters I hate, like Ben, I can’t help but love.

“Durrr, so they’re still LOST?”

Go get on an airplane. Make sure it’s Oceanic. Flight 815, if you can. Have fun. :)

Other than that, people, there’s just one more question I just cannot stand.

“OMG you guys, what’s the point of Twitter?”

If you don’t understand basic social networking, maybe you should be online.

Rant over.

-Maryam

So tonight’s episode of Glee started… And it was interesting… But then it got awesome. I decided to write down exactly what I thought of each scene, so here’s just everything that I wrote down, with no specified scenes:

KEMMA! THEY’RE BACK! (Best couple name ever.)

Best couple name, that’s all. Not a good couple. Also: Wilma? Not so catchy.

C’mon, dude. Why you gotta play Glee Club like that?

Ugh, Kurt. Getting more and more obnoxious with each episode.

Haha, Will is quite the cheesy teacher stereotype.

I hate Quinn, but I feel so bad for her sometimes. Also: the clubs Rachel’s in? HI-LARIOUS.

OHEMGEE, THERE’S TERRI! TELL HIM YOU’RE NOT PREGNANT, HCTIB! …damnit.

Of course they throw Rachel under the bus. Selfish jerks.

LOL Exactly 74 flaws.

Awww, poor Rachel. They have some pretty good excuses, though. ‘Specially Brittany.

Yay Finn! Though, that was predictable.

GAH REALLY HOT MICHAEL BUBLE AD.

*ahem* Back to Glee! Aw, they’re singing Smile by Lily Allen! They’re so adorable together.

I really like Rachel’s outfit in this song!

OHEMGEE THAT CAMERA GUY IS THE GUY FROM BIG BANG THEORY! OHEMGEE!

Also: Rachel’s dress here is pwetty.

Stupid Finn.

Woo! Mattress commercial! I like her terms involve anything but nudity and the exploitation of animals.

Heehee, fat guy is fat.

Did you know that mattresses weren’t just for sleeping and fornicating anymore?

JUMP!

Mmm… Finn.

Yeah, this Mike Chang kid? Too happy.

Ohemgee Will’s gonna find something…

OHEMGEE HE FOUND IT

HE’S FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

…he’s scary when he’s mad.

Poor Will.

Matthew Morrison is SO GOOD in this scene!

Ugh, HOW WILL “SORRY” HELP?!

Good, he left.

THANK GOD he’s free!

Poor Will… He should stay with Emma, not sleep at school.

…WHAT. But… SECTIONALS.

Why does Sue always hate on Will’s hair?

“What if I innocently murder you?” LOL Sue is amazing.

Poor Will.

Can I just hug him?

STUPID ADS.

FINALLY. THANK YOU QUINN. I actually like her now.

No, no, NO. SHUT UP WILL. DAMNIT. YOU WILL FIND A WAY TO GO TO SECTIONALS WITH THEM.

I love this song! Smile by Charlie Chaplin. I like his version a bit more, though.

LOL @ Rachel brushing her teeth!

LOL @ Finn and Puck working out!

…Don’t they need a teacher, though?

NO. WILL. STOP. COME BACK!

How do they get their yearbooks so goshdarn fast?

I NEED A TIME MACHINE. SET IT TO NEXT WEDNESDAY. AROUND 9.

Kthxbai,

-Maryam

I am missing the best night of TV nights: Monday Night TV.

I am missing How I Met Your Mother, Accidentally on Purpose, Two & a Half Men, Big Bang Theory, & Gossip Girl.

Why?

Because I am studying for biology, which is poo. :(

Thank goodness for GOSSIP GIRL TUESDAYS! :D

Olivia