So tonight’s episode of Glee started… And it was interesting… But then it got awesome. I decided to write down exactly what I thought of each scene, so here’s just everything that I wrote down, with no specified scenes:

KEMMA! THEY’RE BACK! (Best couple name ever.)

Best couple name, that’s all. Not a good couple. Also: Wilma? Not so catchy.

C’mon, dude. Why you gotta play Glee Club like that?

Ugh, Kurt. Getting more and more obnoxious with each episode.

Haha, Will is quite the cheesy teacher stereotype.

I hate Quinn, but I feel so bad for her sometimes. Also: the clubs Rachel’s in? HI-LARIOUS.

OHEMGEE, THERE’S TERRI! TELL HIM YOU’RE NOT PREGNANT, HCTIB! …damnit.

Of course they throw Rachel under the bus. Selfish jerks.

LOL Exactly 74 flaws.

Awww, poor Rachel. They have some pretty good excuses, though. ‘Specially Brittany.

Yay Finn! Though, that was predictable.

GAH REALLY HOT MICHAEL BUBLE AD.

*ahem* Back to Glee! Aw, they’re singing Smile by Lily Allen! They’re so adorable together.

I really like Rachel’s outfit in this song!

OHEMGEE THAT CAMERA GUY IS THE GUY FROM BIG BANG THEORY! OHEMGEE!

Also: Rachel’s dress here is pwetty.

Stupid Finn.

Woo! Mattress commercial! I like her terms involve anything but nudity and the exploitation of animals.

Heehee, fat guy is fat.

Did you know that mattresses weren’t just for sleeping and fornicating anymore?

JUMP!

Mmm… Finn.

Yeah, this Mike Chang kid? Too happy.

Ohemgee Will’s gonna find something…

OHEMGEE HE FOUND IT

HE’S FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

…he’s scary when he’s mad.

Poor Will.

Matthew Morrison is SO GOOD in this scene!

Ugh, HOW WILL “SORRY” HELP?!

Good, he left.

THANK GOD he’s free!

Poor Will… He should stay with Emma, not sleep at school.

…WHAT. But… SECTIONALS.

Why does Sue always hate on Will’s hair?

“What if I innocently murder you?” LOL Sue is amazing.

Poor Will.

Can I just hug him?

STUPID ADS.

FINALLY. THANK YOU QUINN. I actually like her now.

No, no, NO. SHUT UP WILL. DAMNIT. YOU WILL FIND A WAY TO GO TO SECTIONALS WITH THEM.

I love this song! Smile by Charlie Chaplin. I like his version a bit more, though.

LOL @ Rachel brushing her teeth!

LOL @ Finn and Puck working out!

…Don’t they need a teacher, though?

NO. WILL. STOP. COME BACK!

How do they get their yearbooks so goshdarn fast?

I NEED A TIME MACHINE. SET IT TO NEXT WEDNESDAY. AROUND 9.

Kthxbai,

-Maryam

Mkay so I am FINALLY finished my essay!!!! I now decree that The Solitaire Mystery by Jostein Gaarder can go die in a hole, so that no other poor soul is subjected to it’s stupid multiple stories about 80 different bakers that nobody really cares about…

Anywho, now I can actually spare the energy to be semi-excited about New Moon on Sunday morning (11:00am @ the AMC 24), remember to tell me or Izzy if your coming as we have to figure out rides and whatnot. Text, facebook, blog or just tell us in person if you’ll be there.

-Ivana

nuff said.

Olivia

Alright so we are sitting in the stairwell doing nothing on my first day back… Honestly that’s all. That is all I can possibly think of writing at this moment… Oh dearrrrrrrr.

-Ivana

Dear Ms. Ivankovic/To Whom It May Concern, 

Hello. It quite saddens me that you will not be in good old Oakville at the time of your 16th birthday. This means that we, The Stairwell Girls™, cannot embarrass you by storming whichever classroom you happen to be in at the exact minute of your birthdate and sing a rousing rendition (remixed to include plenty of thrusts, and rapped over by Frank Lee Brown and Oliviaman, of course) of the classical hit, Happy Birthday. I also regret to inform you that I cannot deliver the following to you on the day of your birth:

• Hugh Laurie
• A Quidditch Team
• Nathan Fillion
• Jonathon Young
• Magic Powers
• A Late Letter from Hogwarts
• Anything else that is near impossible for a lazy 16-year-old to obtain.

However, I might be able to scrounge up a decent gift that may be satisfactory to one with such high demands. And now, I bid you adieu, as I must finish at least the first season of Sanctuary before your return from the far off land of Cuba. Have a superawesometastic day, and HAPPY BIRTHDAY. 

Signed,
Maryam Alam
(Ramalam)

HEY!

Long time no blog.

So, last night I saw Paranormal Activity. Super SKETCHY, but not very scary til the end. but it’s tricky. it gets you. cause you’re freaked out hours later. when you’re trying to get ready for bed. and you’re worried about what’s gonna happen in the middle of the night. but fear not! for although i was terrified, when i actually did fall asleep, i dreamt of hamsters. yes, HAMSTERS.

So in this dream, i dreamt that for some reason, our school decided to give out free hamsters to everyone. I chose a brown one, which i named Lucky, and kept in the front pouch of my backpack, opening the pouch for air, and feeding it rice krispies, because i had a pile in there for some reason. and best part? there were EXTRA hamsters. because people didn’t listen. and thought that they had to pay for them. but nooo. they were free. anyways, it just goes to show, no scary movie will get in the way of my dreams! and free hamsters. :D BEST. DREAM. EVER.

Also, I saw the real desperate housewives last night. they were clearly drunk when they stepped out of their white limo and started to dance upon their limo driver. then they proceeded to head to the clubs (in strange business like club outfits…only two were dressed appropriately, and these women were all like 40+, except for one of the two appropriately dressed drunk women). one had a sparkle cardigan. some had hooker boots. all ran sloppily to the cubs. it was great. especially when we started pointing and laughing, and they didn’t even notice. FANTASTIC NIGHT. :D

Olivia

Alright so this is my last post before I am AWOL for a week (you would think Cuba would get with the times and provide wireless internet for the tourists, but noooooooooooo :P), so I’m not sure if I’l be able to check my Facebook to see all the insane messages I’m sure ya’ll will leave on my wall :) Just wanted to say I will miss you all!!!! I promise to enjoy a pina colada (among other alcoholic beverages ;P) for you guys, and I will try my best to bring you all a hot Cuban (no, not the cigar) when I come back. And now my mother insists on making me come and help her pack, so I must bid you adieu. Again, love you all, and see you in a week!!!!!

- Ivana (soon to be the TANNED Frank.Lee.Foreign)